John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.

Oh, you know. John Cringe!

by The wandoman May 30, 2020

john heder

Misspelled version of Jon Heder.

Person: John Heder is so poprockin'
Other person: His name is Jon, dickweed

by the raconteurs August 31, 2008

John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.

Look a John Morris smoking pole

by Random dick weed June 14, 2019

John Bill

a john bill is another name for a joint or spliff first used in ireland by a group known as the ard na greine rockers who use the word john before many other words because its fuckin funny and bill comes from the term billy bifter or spliff...putting the two together gives us john bill which is one of many amazing terms used by ther ard na greine rockers...the old term for john bill was sean william

skin up a john bill mads ??

by paul croke November 6, 2008

john thicc

when you are playing fortnite and you find a "very attractive" outfit

oh boy that skin is a john thicc

by OOTIS BOOTIS March 22, 2019

John Ramboing

to John Rambo; killing large amounts of people fast

I was John Ramboing in battle.

by Cheeto Bag July 16, 2009

John Legere

John Legere is T-Mobile USA's latest CEO. He is known to speak his mind in an outspoken, no bullshit approach. He hates AT&T like any normal human being (after working there for 20 years) and routinely disses other carriers on Twitter. He even crashed an AT&T sponsored party and was kicked out. His "UNcarrier" approach to cellular service has brought T-Mobile into a new age with millions of new loyal subscribers. He arguably has some of the most hilariously blunt statements, lines, insults, quotes whatever of any modern CEO. Considered one of the most dangerous opponents of AT&T, Verizon and Sprint because he fearlessly goes after them all the while making T-Mobile USA and its network even better. He makes unprofessional the new professional.

"I just wanted to see Macklemore….." - John Legere after being kicked out by AT&T from an AT&T event with Macklemore.

“These high and mighty duopolist that are raping you for every penny you have, If they could do something nice for you they would, The fuckers hate you.” - John Legere talking about AT&T and Verizon.

"What the fuck are you doing putting it in your pocket and sitting on it for? That's some horse shit. This thing doesn't fucking bend." - John Legere on the iPhone 6 Plus "Bendgate"

"We are either going to take over this whole industry, or these bastards are going to change, and the whole industry is going to shift. I don’t give a g--damn which. I can’t wait to watch the peckers scream and cry."

"There should be an energy drink next to the doobie in your goodie bag." - John Legere at a public event

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 19, 2014