HUMAN SUITCASE

A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.

Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?

by lithuanianminion March 8, 2011

Human suitcase

Its when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and you pull him/her through an airport

Look at that man's human suitcase!

by RJMAVS369 March 1, 2011

Human Scum

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

by Wildburr April 26, 2016

Human popsicle

When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.

Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.

by Awesome sauce 69 December 2, 2020

Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

Detroit Become Human

A game that I waited 4 1/2 fucking years to come out. But it was worth it.

Friend: Hey @GothThespian on IG?

Yes?

Friend: Are you playing Detroit Become Human for the 3rd time just to get a different ending even though you watched it online?

Yes

by GothThespian July 11, 2018

Human tube of toothpaste

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.

I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022