Grand Theft

The act of hooking up with a girl after cockblocking your friend while the female is already engaged in a prior relationship.

Megan has a boyfriend, but my friend tried to hook up with her. Not only did I hook up with her, but found out later she was married. I definitely performed a grand theft.

by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010

Grand Theft Auto

The game that turns even the most intelligent and polite guys into angry fools as they scream about failing another mission involving shooting hookers and crack addicts.

Hey, did you hear about that kid Leroy?
Nah, what's wrong?
He hasn't left his house for two weeks and his girlfriend issued a missing person's report. Turns out he's just been playing GTA San Andreas the whole time.

by C-notezzz$$ July 23, 2005

grand slam

Wendy's term: Used when fry person needs a serving of fries, nuggets AND strips. Originally used by Luke and was forced into Wendy's terminology by Perry.

I need a grand slam!

Grand slam?

Fries, nuggets and strips!!

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

Nutri-grain

Nastiest thing you will EVER consume! It gets to the point where...Nvm, you REALLY don't want to hear that.

Karen: Are you eating a nutri-grain bar?
Stacy: Are you kidding me?! I'm about to sneak it into that nerd's sandwich!
Karen: Omg, isn't he gonna...?
Stacy: EXACTLY ; )

by eww May 21, 2008

Grand Theft Auto

A game that people play to make themselves feel important when they aren't. Highly overrated by the public. Winning awards it may have otherwise not have had it not been for the mass killing sprees and liscensed music involved in the game.

Person A: I love Grand Theft Auto and shooting all thems people up!
Person B: Man Grand Theft Auto sucks ass.

by Gabriel C. September 3, 2005

Grand Slam

When you have a joint,Blunt,Bong,vaporizer one after another

Alfred Giggles:I have a quarter o , do you guys want to do a grand slam

Arnie Berkwitz: as long as it is free

by dj dubsack jones December 26, 2008

Grand slam

During intercourse, one takes out a baseball bat and rams it into the anus, ad=nd when the bitch screams, take it out and knock her ass out.

I gave my grandma the grand slam yesterday.

by billy bob February 5, 2003