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Get the Goon Sounding mug.A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
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Get the La goon mug.The act of inserting rock into the foreskin then surrounding the penis in rocks and rubbing the rocks on your penis in a up and down motion.
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Get the Gladiator Gooning mug.Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
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