google spank

To look up a fact on the internet in order to prove another person wrong.

When a friend looked up the subject we were discussing on his phone and showed me that I was wrong, I thought, "Man, I've just been google spanked!"

by Happy Pilot April 19, 2014

Googlist

A person who conforms to Googlism

Eric: I don't why you're using Bing. Microsoft doesn't stand a chance with Google. "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything"

Angie: I can see that you are a hardcore Googlist.

by CopperWhopper67 January 23, 2015

google blobs

some Discord server that became nitro-only because of salty cucklords from Reddit

"aw man fuckin google blobs sucks now"

by asdfjkl,xmzcbh May 27, 2017

Google

The most common search engine, made in 1998.

Guy 1: Hey, when did Abraham Lincoln die?

Guy 2: I don't know. Let me Google that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 4, 2020

googolchime

A number that's equal to 10^1000, or 1 followed by 1000 0's

Written out, it would be:
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Person1: do you want candy
Person2: yes
Person1: how much
Person2: a googolchime
Person1: WHAT????????????? How in the world would I get that much candy???????
Person2: lollollol

by TheTr1cst3r December 20, 2021

Beer-googling

When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.

After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.

by The Googler October 10, 2008

Bad Googler

Person who is incapable of affectively searching the internet, using vague word searches that lead them to endless circles of spam in which they offer personal information to phony websites in hope of reaching their original objective . Person is usually older i.e. mom, grandma, grandpa, provoking a burning desire to rip the mouse from thier hand and do the search yourself.

My bad Googler Grandma typed " Restaurants that sell fish and are reasonably priced,' and I died a little inside, who taught this woman how to search.

by ezekiel2800 March 4, 2010