don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011

Well... Fuck.

When something bad about to happen and you have 0 control over it at this point

"I will be unable to pay rent this month..
well... Fuck."

by International-I-Don't-Care-Org July 1, 2016

Chuckle Fuck

A person who is overly amused with their own intelligence but is actually a complete idiot.

That guy is a complete chuckle fuck

by Colonel Angus July 16, 2004

Holy Fuck Ton

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

by 777tobi March 21, 2009

Flaming Fuck Hammer

The erect penis of a red-haired man (ginger person).

Casey railed the shit out of that chick with his flaming fuck hammer.

by Steve-o and Tim December 9, 2008

Fuck Eraser

When you fuck someone and just wish you could take it back! Similar to the magic eraser it removes horrible things that should never have happened.

Holy Shit! I never should have fucked him last night! I wish I had a fuck eraser to make it all go away!!

by MILF Tittts April 13, 2014

Throat-Fuck Fiesta

A term that has become ubiquitous among young adults to indicate a rapid succession of blow jobs. I.e. mentioning you have lockjaw from giving hundreds of blows jobs means that you probably attended a throat-fuck fiesta

Synonyms: blowjob gangbang

A: "There's got to be a term for why I have, like, SUCH BAD lockjaw right now"
B: "Like that blowjob gangbang you attended last night?"
A: "Well, I don't want to sound too casual about it..."
B: "A throat-fuck fiesta?!"
A: "...."
B: "What, you don't like parties?"

by eskimobrothers December 7, 2014