cooter jaw

Some fag or bitch that loves to lick balls or just like balls in their mouth.

Clint and Kevin are both cooter jaws because they like each others ball in their mouths.

by JR QUIROZ September 9, 2006

Canela Cooties

The worst disease that the earth has ever faced. Once contracted, you can never go back. The disease first originated back in 2013 in a place called Calvary Chapel when a girl named Canela came here. The disease will make you unattractive to anyone and you will be bullied by everyone if you have it. Your life is basically ruined if you have the Canela Cooties.

*Canela touches Erin*
*Gavin yells* ERIN HAS THE CANELA COOTIES

*Everyone runs away from Erin*
*Erin on the floor crying* My life is ruined!

by MeLoveCardboard January 8, 2019

cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

cootie booty

The pooch on a chubby or older fat woman. also known as the Front Butt and the Vagummy (Vagina Tummy)

Man Mrs. Phillips got that cootie booty going on today. That front butt is lookin too nasty.

by alex tool # 2 October 27, 2008

juicy cooter

An oblivious bitch, a stuck-up broad, the kind of chick you love to hate. Most often found wandering aimlessly through department stores smacking gum while screaming into a cell phone.

ex 1:
Girl #1, being shouldered by girl talking on cell walking past: "Wow! Did you see that? She just totally shouldered me and didn't even say excuse me, not to mention acknowledge my existence!"
Girl #2: OMG, what a juicy cooter!"

ex 2:
Dude #1: So get this, last night my old lady totally drank the last beer and wouldn't let me have a swig of it before she slammed it down!"
Dude #2: Dude, total juicy cooter move. Not cool.

by y3n March 13, 2008

Cooter

to be cooter is to be backwoods.
cooter is not to be confused with pooter.
Cooter = backwoods
Pooter = pussy

Cooter lives in Mississippi.

by JAG_B May 21, 2009

cooties

\"disease\" given from one person to the next.

In 1864 an elemtry school teacher in new york was talking to her children about \"touching\" each other, so she said \"you\'ll get cooties if you touch her/him!\" and it went on from that

by asdjkgaiogjdklsjfal;djf;lksdahjugihr;aigr April 26, 2005