Snaggle Cock

1. A penis that has been poorly circumcised;
2. A very ugly penis;
3. A misshapen penis.
Boy Jimmy sure has an ugly snaggle cock.

Gurl I cant believe you hooked up wit Jimmy.
I dun heard he had a horble snaggle cock.
by VaughnMichael13 April 21, 2011
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my cock

Looooong
by Binadicked cumberbach January 20, 2016
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cock-squats

A sexual position where a person squats onto a cock with their feet planted firmly on the ground and proceeds to lift themselves up and down using solely leg power. So named because of the visual similarity to the excercise - squats. This position works best if the man (who's lying on his back) doesn't move too much. Let the cock squater do all the work.
Wow, that dancer has real strong legs...I bet she'd be great at cock-squats.
by T-B0NE666 January 05, 2005
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cock bench

A male jail ho who is constantly sexually abused up the anus, he may be on his hands and knees in the form of a bench.
Hey man i hear your dad got cock benched in jail last night, i bet he got filled with at least a litre of jizz
by Mark spark September 28, 2004
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Cock Chestnar

One of the many nicknames for the UFC fighter/former WWE Superstar known as Brock Lesnar. This one having to do with the phallic tatoo on his chest.
Yo, wtf is that on Brock's chest?...Dude, it's Cock Chestnar!
by BrBBQ4life July 14, 2010
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sailing for cock

sailing for cock

v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock

This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.
Emily was sailing for cock last night, but luckily captain Buckalas was there to give it to her.
by Fast Ed December 11, 2009
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Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.
Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.
by Chattom, E August 25, 2007
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