cleatis

A man who looks like a mountain monkey and will do anything for a nickel

Hey give me a nickel imma go to cleatis

by raisinghell85 March 5, 2015

Sipping Clean

Drinking one type of drink, instead of a cocktail or a mix of two types of drinks.

1: Wut ya drankin'?
2: Tequila
1: Tequila Sunrise?
2: Naa, I Sip Clean

by Illy August 31, 2004

air cleaner

A substance used to deodorize a room after the act of fucking so hard the smell left behind is pure shit

"Where is the air cleaner," Addie said after heart pounding sex.

by Jack Morris March 11, 2008

picked clean

When something has been completely emptied of its contents. Usually used in more morbid contexts, but can be used for most anything.

Just two days after it was discovered, the tomb was completely picked clean of artifacts.

The wreckage had been picked clean by salvagers.

The vultures picked the corpse clean.

by Screennameless January 21, 2009

ho cleats

High-heeled shoes typically worn by hos. A term used to compare the sound of high-heels on a hard surface to the sound of sport cleats on a hard surface.

*click*click*click*click*click*
Ryan: "Hey man, you hear that?"
Jarad: "Hear what?"
Ryan: "Sounds like some hos."
Jarad: "How can you tell?!"
Ryan: "Don't you hear those ho cleats?"
Jarad: "Damn!!! Dem some hos fo sho!"

by GlockMilli July 21, 2009

clean up

Verb. To remedy a bad situation. To make a problem go away.

mike: yo man. What we going to do about that snitch?
Joe: We going to have to hit up the wolf, he'll come in and clean up. We wont have to worry about that bitch again.

by mikkie April 28, 2006

cleaveland steamer

This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.

by snoproslim October 22, 2003