carpet bagger

A pimp, a man who gets lots of pussy.

I'm bagged myself some carpet last night. Twice. And then once again in the morning.

by Bo December 4, 2004

carpet muncher

someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna

I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher

by Philosopha April 10, 2006

carpet muncher

The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.

John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.

by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010

the carpenter

Add:

1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

by Mal Mal August 17, 2006

Carpeter

A tradesperson (man or woman) who, to the exclusion of all other sexual activitiies, only eats puss

Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
or

Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.

by Haids December 9, 2012

Carpet Shark

A slutty lesbian

Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!

by TrashyCure October 4, 2016

Carpet Surfing

carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows

joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"

eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"

by Ryan Cash March 18, 2008