Ion Cannon

Orbital weapon

Ion Cannon Ready

by Extreme June 19, 2004

Cannonballing

In relation to Television viewing. This word is used in place of 'binge-watching', without the negative connotations of the phrase.

I am currently cannonballing the entire first season of Breaking Bad.

I just cannonballed the entire first season of Breaking Bad.

by MBED123 August 20, 2014

cannon

When dumb people are describing 'canon', (the material accepted as officially part of the story in an individual universe of that story) they refer to it as 'cannon'.

Dave: Is that in the original story?
Mark: Just deal with it, it's cannon
Dave: You mean canon?
Mark: No I mean cannon! Boom!
Dave: *shakes his head*

by ItsCannon October 19, 2015

Canonsburg Middle School

An actual pile of garbage that should really stop existing

Canonsburg Middle School is really garbage, huh?

by lol what huh December 10, 2016

Cannon

An amazing, kind, sweet girl, But also has a bad ass side. She definitely has a little bit of chub on her, but in the cutest way. She can steal your heart quicker than you realize. She definitely has a serious attitude. In the overall she’s a cool girl.

“Have you met that girl Cannon?”

“Yea shes fu**ing awesome!!”

by 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 July 14, 2020

noobie cannon

A gun, most often in Counter Strike or a similar video game that is so good that nobody except a n00b uses it.

"Stop using the noobie cannon, you lamez0r!"

by dogfish October 16, 2006

Fetal Cannon

Slang for a vagina, often used in a derogatory manner. Can fire at up to 2000 FPS, and is often used to hide a womans knife, as her last line of defense against rape.

Dude, that bitch just fired her fetal cannon right at me!

by Han and Luke January 21, 2008