CLAM

An individual who consistently performs under par during the evening. This individual lacks the skills needed to perform under pressure.

"George got Brittany Griffon butt naked in his bed last night and didn't stick it in?.....What a clam!!!"

by THE HOMIES February 5, 2010

clam

1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.

My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Clam Dip

1. To place the vagina in someone's face and proceed in a up and down motion.

2. Female version of the tea bag

After assassinating her opponent she clam dipped his lifeless body.

by Cevers92 August 16, 2008

New England Clam Bake

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents

She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake

by jb279 March 6, 2009

clam down

Shut up and squat. A variation on the famed 'Keep clam!' of Ivor's Acres of Clams in Seattle, Washington. Problem is, it sounds like a back-formation for 'clam up', which it is not, sort of.

You didn't lose your billfold. Look through the car. You'll find it. Just shut up and clam down.

by Byron Black October 15, 2007

Clam jam

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Janice's friend passed out drunk, so she clam jammed her.

by Beadle79 June 29, 2012

clamain

An african-american person.

God! I hate clamains so much.

by BudLight69 January 14, 2008