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Boomer Check

Making sure someone isn't doing something that a Baby Boomer would do.
Dude, are you actually on Facebook?
No, it's Instagram fat retard
I was just doing a Boomer Check man, chill.
by REEF BOX Nation May 16, 2019
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Fat check

Something to say when a fat ass is around.
Logan: Fat check
Oscar: (being the fat fuck he is) shut the fuck up dude
by stupidlogan October 1, 2019
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AYO CHECK

by that little reggid March 12, 2020
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Vibe check

When some fucking scary emoji thingy with it’s big ass Oompa Loompa mouth comes with its crusty ass big ass hands to check your vibe. If you fail the vibe check, it’ll release emoji movie 2. Beware
Bro, did you get a vibe check yet? I got mine and I passed :D but his crusty ass fingernails got in my mouth ;(
by 1f1n1 December 26, 2019
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zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
by hex_ten January 28, 2006
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crazy check

Money from the Department of mental health that is given to those who are mentally handicapped, or 'crazy'.
Hey tard, did you get your crazy check this month.
by xzybit April 22, 2005
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package check

n. You'd better do this when you're not sure if you ended up with a Benny Boy at the local meat shack in Bangkok.
Always do a package check even though you think there is no way that the chick with no adam's apple, no body hair, smooth cheek bones and nice hips, is a MAN.
by Andy Mack September 1, 2005
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