[Hook] a [brother] up

A request of information/access to something (often illegal) from one homeboy to another.

Homeboy A - "Yo nigga, I got me a fly new hat stand"

Homeboy B - "Yo yo yo my man, Hook a brother up"

by LaShaun Jackson1 January 27, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A rather slimey waste that happens when you get addicted or like stupid things such as Hannah Montana, Disney Channel and High School Musical 2.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.

"EEW! There where Jonas Brothers in the toilet!! Who didn't flush?"

by Linabby October 6, 2008

Jonas Brothers

When used as a noun, the Jonas Brothers, also known as the Jotards, are a band compiled of three ugly cavemen who try their hands at singing.

However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.

When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.

(When used as an adjective)

Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.

Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.

Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.

by Anna Elizabeth von Capulette October 17, 2008

Brother's pee

The act of multiple males using one toilet at the same time to unirate. Generally requires the men the share a very close connection, either by blood or by fraternity.

(Multiple males at party) I've got to piss. Me too. Me too. Brother's pee.

by pauliejr October 6, 2006

My Brother Is Gay

The moment when you question your brother's gay nude magazines, constant man friends that sleep over, and his feminine choice in movies and other interests and realize that your own brother is a flaming homosexual. May occur early or extremely delayed from the point your brother starts to become a homosexual. Is usually a moment of epiphany.

FordWhitticar : "Max has an awfully large collection of gay porn and feminine movies......Oh god My brother is gay.."

by frankthetankman October 3, 2011

jonas brothers

bunch of gay bitches that murdered music, shitted on it's remains, and ate it's cock
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell

Music listener1: Jonas brothers, huh i wonder what's so special?
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.

by notan00b777 June 29, 2009

jonas brothers

gay young men who have a crappy talent - joe jonas- nerd nick jonas- went solo and is now in a band nick jonas and the adminastration kevin jonas- just married and is very stupid they are all singers and actors in there show "jonas"

"The Jonas Brothers have a gay talent"

by rick tillings February 9, 2010