uneven boobs

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.

VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.

by emiliesfo June 17, 2016

boob action

When a male or female cups their hand over someone's breast.

"Hey Nas, what did you do tonight?"

"Oh made out with a girl, even got some boob action."

by NASKY June 5, 2016

boob orgasm

when you feel up your boobs repeatedly until you get an orgasm

ooh that was a good boob orgasm

by alllllllleza April 21, 2016

baby boobs

When someone has boobs smaller then a\or an AAA cup.

My 9 1/2 year old sister Jody thinks she has boobs! Ha! She barley even has baby boobs!

Jody: MOM I NEED A BRA!!!!!!

Jody's Mom: Honey, you don't even have baby boobs.......

by WHYTHEFUCKAREYOUREADINGTHIS?BI April 21, 2016

Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.

Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?

by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017

Boob Spot

When a woman accidentally lactates a small amount of milk on her shirt. This can be due to overexcitement, it can be random. The resulting stain is known as a Boob Spot. Boob Spots are hilarious, especially to any observing friends, and should not go uncommented on.

"Dude what is that weird discoloration on Megan's shirt?"

"That, my friend, is a boob spot, she got a little too excited when she saw Travis..."

"Figures."

by Bo Hunters September 26, 2012

Stock Boobs

Refers to woman's breast that have not had any surgical operation performed on them that would make them bigger, or on rare occasions, smaller. The original pair of breast. Better than the fake ones.

In a way similar to stock rims on a car. Which are the rims that come with a brand new car when it's manufactured.

Jenna Jameson definitely doesn't have stock boobs. I don't think she ever did.

by MrTallyMon August 8, 2012