brumpkin

When you stick your face between a persons asscheeks and give them a raspberry

giving an anal raspberry = brumpkin

brumpkin by Matt Y July 22, 2006

country blumkin 

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse

my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.

country blumkin by Ryan Kreevil December 22, 2008

blumkin 

getting a blowjob whilst taking a stinky Shit.

Anthony really enjoyed it when christy gave him that blumkin last night.

blumkin by vanhorn April 13, 2007

blumpkinoscopy 

Is when a man over the age of 30 gets a colonoscopy and recieves a blow job during the process.

Man : I'm here for my blumpkinoscopy.

Nurse: Ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.

Man: Wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.

blumpkinoscopy by Timmmmeh May 12, 2010

blumpkiss 

Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.

I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.

blumpkiss by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014

Senator Blumkin 

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else

Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.

Senator Blumkin by skid mark vz September 17, 2007

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater 

Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.

I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater by jaggofilth July 19, 2009