Crank Banger

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.

Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.

by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012

scissor bang

slang for a lesbian orgy

A group of lesbians partaking in scissor bang activities.

by scissorbang November 13, 2013

chocolate bandana

The act of shitting onto a sexual partners chest.

Damn man, that marysol was a real freak, she let me go all the way and then leave her a chocolate bandana.

by SimplyCrisp December 20, 2015

school banned me

When you're really bored so you have a look at urban dictionary only to realise it's a banned site.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sh*t! I'm bored and school banned me from urban dictionary and we're all going to dieeeeeee

by dontclickthelink! April 15, 2018

Nigga Banana

When a banana goes black after being left out in the open for a long time

John: Hey Jamal, I think that banana has gone really bad
Jamal: Oh you mean that nigga banana over there?

by Nigga Banana Creator March 22, 2019

Absolutely bananas

When someone is talking about something crazy or something is not going right

This is absolutely bananas

by Princelol December 1, 2019

Comma Banking

Moving money with at least one comma in the amount.

You gotta love doing some comma banking; money numbers with commas feel good to the fiscal soul.

by Danny Durden November 20, 2020