Certified Brick

A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".

A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.

Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"

Certified Brick by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021

Bee Brick 

A state of mind, a way to end awkward conversations, and a piece of bread lol.

Girl: Do you like me?
Me: Bee Brick

Bee Brick by jeffreydiminevlimlo December 30, 2021

throw a brick at the door 

When someone, some thing, or some place offends you enough or is so poor by comparison to another such person, thing or place that the most logical reciprocation, sometimes ironically, is to smash the door with a blunt, heavy, nearby projectile such as a mason's brick, creating an inconvenience (and, if the door was glass, a safety hazard) such that the interested parties are coerced into correcting said problem.

My Aunt's eggs and grits are so good that it makes you want to drive by IHOP and throw a brick at the door.

throw a brick at the door by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013

chip the brick 

Chip a brick of marijuana to make dat money

all I do is chip the brick to make a living

chip the brick by Pedglo May 1, 2016

Sitting on a brick 

When your dick is hard as shit.

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.

Sitting on a brick by Kee1234 July 10, 2016

shine a brick

Northern saying. See shine a light. Shine a brick is what is said when you don't know what the hell you're on about, somehow replacing the word light with brick.

Person 1: "Shine a brick its cold"
Person 2: "isn't it meant to be shine a light?"
Person 1: "no its shine a brick, ask any old person"

shine a brick by MadMan5 May 8, 2018

Move Some Brick 

The means to defecate.

Portty: Hey I need five to move some brick.

Rin: What do you mean?

Clown: He needs to poop.

Move Some Brick by ClownMouth June 18, 2022