uneven boobs

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.

VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.

by emiliesfo June 17, 2016

boob action

When a male or female cups their hand over someone's breast.

"Hey Nas, what did you do tonight?"

"Oh made out with a girl, even got some boob action."

by NASKY June 5, 2016

Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.

Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?

by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017

Boob Prison

The state of society making women wear bras to hide their nipples in public places like schools, theaters, restaurants, churches, etc. Boob prison is a form of discrimination towards women according to feminists.

Sexy Girl: I don’t believe in boob prison. Fuck bras!

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 14, 2020

Incompetent Boob

Cryptosporidium-137, protagonist of Destroy All Humans.

Crypto fails a mission.
MISSION FAILED
Pox: "NO, NO, NO!!! Crypto, you incompetent boob!!"

by WonkyTonkBotty October 10, 2020

Boob Spot

When a woman accidentally lactates a small amount of milk on her shirt. This can be due to overexcitement, it can be random. The resulting stain is known as a Boob Spot. Boob Spots are hilarious, especially to any observing friends, and should not go uncommented on.

"Dude what is that weird discoloration on Megan's shirt?"

"That, my friend, is a boob spot, she got a little too excited when she saw Travis..."

"Figures."

by Bo Hunters September 26, 2012

Stock Boobs

Refers to woman's breast that have not had any surgical operation performed on them that would make them bigger, or on rare occasions, smaller. The original pair of breast. Better than the fake ones.

In a way similar to stock rims on a car. Which are the rims that come with a brand new car when it's manufactured.

Jenna Jameson definitely doesn't have stock boobs. I don't think she ever did.

by MrTallyMon August 8, 2012