Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

ethma attack

when ethma (emma chamberlain and ethan dolan) are lowkey confirming their relationship and the fans are going crazy

“IM HAVING AN ETHMA ATTACK”

by xD rawrrr gurl April 13, 2019

attack on titan

Is a good show because someone dies

Attack on titan is a good show because someone dies!!

by bignigga2001 April 1, 2021

Attack on Titan

Was great till 139. Big naked people wanna eat smaller, clothed people. Screw you, Eren.

Brian: Man, Attack on Titan is great!
Josh:Stay far away from the manga, Brian.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021

Paluzzi Attack

A paluzzi attack is a panic attack that one gets when someone does something wrong or bad. This bad thing is so shocking that it causes said paluzzi attack. Many teachers are prone to paluzzi attacks.

“This kid in my class was so rude to my teacher, it gave her a paluzzi attack!”

by szavvyyyy October 4, 2021

Emir-Attack

When you get attacked by Emir

Oh GOD!! Emir is gonna use Emir-Attack!!!!!!!!!!

by Simoniaphobia April 14, 2023

Dumbo Gas Attack

verb;;;, when holding a persons face to your anus by means of grabbing their ears, then farting on their face

As done by creative man a creative bully in school, dumbo gas attacks suck ass (no pun intended)

by facefart July 26, 2009