A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017

by wasp sucker May 16, 2018

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.
That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30
by boost the monster May 14, 2015

by Dirty Dick April 16, 2020

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.
by ibehim1 March 28, 2012
