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suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017
mugGet the suck weaselmug.

wasp sucking

i could'nt understand a word she said , she was wasp sucking
by wasp sucker May 16, 2018
mugGet the wasp suckingmug.

suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019
mugGet the suck a bagelmug.

grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.
That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30
by boost the monster May 14, 2015
mugGet the grumble suckmug.

Suck and sniff

When she wants to give you a blowjob and sniff your ass at the same time.
Hey babe you ready for some suck and sniff?
by Dirty Dick April 16, 2020
mugGet the Suck and sniffmug.

Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.
Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!
by ibehim1 March 28, 2012
mugGet the Suck Ninjamug.

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