Balls

What some second graders call boobs..

Random 2nd grader: AYO HER BALLS BIG-
Me: its boobs-

by helo i like to eat ur poo March 26, 2024

Balls

The funniest word in human history.

Dude A: Hi!
Dude B: BALLS!!!!!
Everyone in the world lived happily ever after

by Byjxr March 27, 2024

cock and ball torture

slapping ur balls over and over till you cum.

He was doing cock and ball torture last night.

by DonutBalls March 30, 2024

Ball

crushed, cracked, tossed, fucked,
destroyed, evaporated

You see shorty over dere I’ll ball her shit

by Luh Sad March 30, 2024

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.

Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025

corn ball

One who tries to be cool, but doesn't see just how uncool he really is; he always thinks he is the center of attention and that he knows what he's talking about. You always know he is around because he brings some sort of corny-ass aura everywhere he goes.

Those guys who never joined the military but still walk around in full uniform and call other people civilians -- they're corn balls

by portug4l September 25, 2025