kill me

When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.
Farts while sitting next to crush.

Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!
by DestroyD May 25, 2019
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Kill me

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Kill me

Kill me
Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*
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kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.
Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression
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Kill me

"kill me" just explains my entire personality!
by yln1a July 02, 2022
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Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.
by ohshitheshere November 06, 2020
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You Lied To Me

You Lied To Me Is A Reference From asdf movies
Person1: Did You Know Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight?
(Person2: (Pushes Some Carrots Up His Eyes
Person2: You Lied To Me!
by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS March 03, 2017
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