The act of standing up, spreading your thighs and attempting to swing your sweaty, sticky balls, onto your thighs.
After I got done working out I was bored so I played a game of stick ball and got the right on for three minutes!
by OrangeJoseph March 5, 2019
Get the Stick Ballmug. A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug. A spherical object usually used in sports like Basketball, Soccer, and Tennis.
Some types of balls can bounce, aka Bouncy Balls.
If you think about balls in 2d, Then you can call that a circle.
List of Ball-Like objects include but not limited to: Hamster Wheels, 8-Balls, and Yarn.
Some types of balls can bounce, aka Bouncy Balls.
If you think about balls in 2d, Then you can call that a circle.
List of Ball-Like objects include but not limited to: Hamster Wheels, 8-Balls, and Yarn.
by Ilbeity January 4, 2024
Get the Ballmug. The most ultimate groupchat to ever have lived. The name is inspired by Ishigami Senku's big delicous juicy ripe round testicles.
by MangoYumYum December 28, 2023
Get the Senku Ballsmug. by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019
Get the Base Ball Batmug. 
When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party
I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.
by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025
Get the Swift Kick to the Ballsmug.