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Woodman's 

A grocery store chain in the Midwest that would rather pay their worthless department managers six figure salaries, purchase huge amounts of TV ad time and sell its customers rotten meat and produce at full price than allow its customers to use credit cards, sell fresh food or make the slightest effort to run an honest business.
Person 1: The nasty ground chuck I bought at Woodman's made me sick.

Person 2: You should have gone to Jewel like a civilized human being.
Woodman's by Jon Nowak November 1, 2013
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A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.
I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.
wooler by Andrew S April 8, 2004
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin woolies at sixteen
woolies by Thumbs May 13, 2005

Wookie Tea Bag 

When a male inserts his pubic hair into a females mouth therefore filling her mouth with pubic hair.
Male 1: Jenny was begging for something different so I gave her a Wookie Tea Bag.

Male 2: Oh...nice. Hope she cleaned her mouth out properly after that massive bush went in there.

Male 1: Oh don't worry dude, I made sure she did.

Wooyoung 

A perfection. Someone who is beautiful the way he is. A person who is extremely beautiful outside and inside. Someone who can still your heart just by showing his loud but adorable laugh.
A: Jung Wooyoung deserves the world.
Wooyoung by ateez_wy November 23, 2019

Woolly Bush 

1. Common name of the Australian native plant species 'Adenanthos sericeus'

2. Expansive growth of hair; in an area thats best kept bare.
I bet she has the biggest baddest woolly bush; Im scared, I need to be held.

Damn girl; there aint no way Im going down there till you have mowed the lawn.

Bogan #1: Dude, she looks woolly.
Bogan #2: Yep, sure is.
Bogan #3: No way dude, you didnt. That is so luke warm.
Bogan #2: Ive been exploring that for the last couple of weeks. Didnt your mother ask where I was?
Bogan #1: Too funny dude; he's been in your mums hot knickers again
Bogan #3: Bite me. Have you found any treasure in there?
Bogan #2: Sorry dude; I was miles away, thinking about your mums hot knickers again. No treasure, but I did catch a shitload of crabs and its wall to wall scrot-rot down there.
All bogans together: mmm... woolly bush
Woolly Bush by Luke Warm August 6, 2008