Jaime Turner 

A fact that becomes a legend, which then becomes a myth, but does not get lost in time!
God like being, unable to die, has extreme strength and an unnatural to ability to get women to want him.

"Woah...that Jaime Turner is a legend!"
"No....He's a goddamn Myth dude!"

Jaime Turner by Jaime T January 21, 2009

Chocolate Turnover 

The act of shitting in someones anus.

I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.

Chocolate Turnover by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality

A quote said by Richter Abend in Tales of Symphonia 2. Usually said on game forums many times over and over again to piss off people.

Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 2:Shut the fuck up!

Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality by w8baby December 17, 2008

turned on 

sexually excited, sexually aroused, sexually stimulated

I'll bet he was turned on when he saw her with her pants down. We all know he is a pervert.

turned on by Light Joker November 6, 2005

keyboard turner 

In WoW there are two ways you can turn your character. You can use the keys you have bound to spinning left/right, or you can use the mouse. The mouse has no maximum spin speed, whereas the keys only spin the same speed every time. A player who is using the mouse will, as a result, be able to get behind a player using the keys. A whole host of bad things happen when your opponents can get behind you reliably (You can't dodge, block, or parry, some spells have facing requirements, etc). Its also just much worse in general because of the speed difference. Generally, if you are key board turning you are also clicking your abilities with the mouse rather using keys, which in turn is also slower. So, in essence, keyboard turning makes you less agile and slower to react, and the difference is quite noticable to those who know what to look for.

Just think of a keyboard turner as WoW's version of a mouth breather and you're pretty much there.

keyboard turner by grunch November 4, 2009

Pennsylvania Turnpike

A long highway the stretches from the West Virginia border to the New Jersey state line. It takes about 5 hours with no stops to cross it. When you first get on, you pass through Washington, Pa. Later on, after the exit for Altoona you go through 4 tunnels and end up in Harrisburg. Here, it is only another 2 hours to the border. After 1 hour more, the rest is Philadelphia suburbs, nothing to see there.

Travis: What are you doing this weekend?
Colton: I'm driving over to New Jersey
Travis: You must be taking the Pennsylvania Turnpike
Colton: I sure am.

Pennsylvania Turnpike by Gackle June 29, 2011

turnaround 

What you do when you want to see if the girl walking ahead of you is hot. Your friend runs forward to get past the girl, then you call out his name. When he turns around, he can get a good look at the girl and then pass judgement.

Guy 1: Yo you think that girl right there is hot? I can't really tell from behind.
Guy 2: Alright, let's run the turnaround

turnaround by Vixenbergen2 April 9, 2010