Chode paste

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.

I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.

by Lexicon Devil February 17, 2008

TurtleNeck Chode

A stumpy, fat, veiny, uncircumcised penis.

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!

by Dirty Joe Dirt March 21, 2011

paul chode

Paul dickey

omf ur suc H a Paul chode ass fucker !!

by maria/sierra suck dick May 26, 2016

chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode

Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!

by Hosethedaddy January 28, 2016

Chode gang

Mockery of Logan Paul's logang, the term "Chode gang" is randomly shouted out in a crowded area until someone else responds with a louder "chode gang".

Guy a: "Chode gang"
Guy b: "chode gang"

by 69medaddy January 16, 2018

chode ripper

A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex

Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!

by Sherjo June 18, 2008

chode penis

A thick small penis

Sean has a chode penis,and the girls dont like it.

by owen_€£ April 28, 2014