Tessa

That’s one girl that tries to get everyone else to quiet down by screaming and makes it worse

Tessa: EVERYONE SHUT UP
everyone else: *gets louder*

by DankMemer12832 March 5, 2019

New Testament Christian

A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.

dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."

by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008

Battery Test

The act of lightly touching the tounge to the butthole. The reaction of the person receiving the act determines whether or not theres a positive charge. If the person jumps its a positive charge, if they have no reaction its a dead battery.

"I would like to giver her a battery test"

by Aldo Raine March 27, 2010

tessa

Tessa is the girl who plays video games, swims is totally hot and easily lovable and i love her she is the dream girl and she is mine!

dude you got your self a tessa? you lucky bastard

by thepyro94 July 22, 2010

Paper bag test

The use of a brown paper bag to determine if a black African is light enough to gain admittance to a party or organization. If said African's skin tone is lighter than or the same color as a brown paper bag then they are judged worthy to enter the party(as in a social event, not a political party) or be admitted into the organization, such as a fraternity.

"Girl, don't you go thinkin' 'bout joinin' no Gamma Rays, you is darker than de night sky on a moonless night, you ain't never gonna pass the paper bag test."

by Nunya B. August 14, 2008

Tessa Brooks

A dancer, actor, youtuber. Once was on team 10 but left due to differences. She’s a positive queen who actually has talent unlike some others part of that trash team.

Tessa Brooks is inspired me to start dancing again

by Starryview May 2, 2018

testicle

One of two (usually) slightly squashy spherical shaped objects about the size of a king size malteser that lie within a man's scrotum sack

Also a word used for someone who follows/supports the WWE Wrestler 'Test'

"squeezing your testicle may result in an unfathomable pain"

by dw March 23, 2003