Smuff

A molding of the two words small and stuff. Meaning any and everything that is small yet intriguing.

They recently came out with a miniature pig that you can keep as a pet, now that is awesome smuff!

by smuffed October 24, 2009

Shuff

Derives from the words: Shit and Stuff. Hence Shuff

Brandon, I've got to get my shuff out of your car

by poetrysiren August 26, 2010

Monkey Shuffle

A "dance" that amounts to little more than standing in one place, making erratic movements meant to be suggestive, which instead make you look like you are coming in your pants.

If a monkey were convinced to dance, but not taught how to, his movements would be similar to a person performing the monkey shuffle.

Shelly: Is he trying to impress us?
Candy: It looks like he's having sex with an invisible, vertical couch.
Shelly: Can the monkey shuffle really be that physically demanding that he should be sweating?
Candy: I'm expecting my dad to show up and join in.
Shelly: We should stop. I'm beginning to think he's actually... you know, mentally challenged.
Candy: Is that... Drool? Why won't he stop looking at us?
Shelly: Oh my god, Candy, we need to get out of here right now!
Candy: Let me get my purse!
Shelly: LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND!

by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009

scuff

A fight - noun. To fight - verb.

Don't give it. You wanna scuff? Let's have it

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

Chi-town shuffle

When a man hides behind a bush and waits for a girl wearing a skirt to walk by, he jumps out and rapes her while she's still wearing her skirt.

-Hey what are you doing hiding behind this bush?
-SHHH! I'm waiting for a girl that I can Chi-town shuffle.

by Wild Side April 1, 2007

Truffle shuffle

When your fucking a girl and transfer from the ass to the pussy

So I was fucking a girl last night and I pulled off the truffle shuffle

by Foreskin parachute December 12, 2016

scuffy

Someone who marks up datacenter floors. This is usually done via wearing inappropriate footwear. But it can also be the result of dropping servers.

Much like Hanzel and Grettle, Scuffy left a trail, marking his way out of the new datacenter.

by concertops August 25, 2005