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sperm balloon

sperm balloon is to mean when you are having sex, you rip off the condom and put the condom on your partners mouth. she will then blow and make the condom into a balloon. she then ties the balloon and sits on it till it pops and the liquid goes everywhere.
oh my god, last ngiht was great, she made a sperm ballon and it went everywhere. but it was so fucking awesome.
by fucksoid February 18, 2005
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Bull Sperm

Thats a bunch of BULL SPERM I did not sleep with your mom last night it was your Grandma thank you!
by Lindsay January 22, 2004
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sperm burping gutter slut

A homeless gutter residing fish like human who swims in giz. Often found studying "Murphys" law.
Christina the Trout Townsend has recently been spotted off the coast of Long Beach. Stay away from this sperm burping gutter slut, Sean Murphy has infested her with cooties.
by dr.willow January 27, 2007
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spermed

the equivalent of jizzing in a vagina as the result of having sex.

in awesome terms, vulcanizing the whoopie stick in the ham wallet.

other forms include sperming and spermage.
i spermed the shit out of her last night.

i'm totally sperming all over.

dude, you should have seen the amount of spermage last night.
by kaylanicool November 30, 2011
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dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008
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spermgurgler

The art of gurgling sperm in your mouth before you spit or swallow. Can also be used as in insult.
My gunlce is one of the best spermgurglers around. You are such a spermgurgler!!
by spermgurgle August 1, 2005
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Sperm Belcher

A person or persons, female or male, queer or straight who gives head and swallows.
by yukon June 20, 2006
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