Brown Sack

When you poop in your hands and smack someone's bare balls with it.

I had to wash my nuts because I got brown sacked.

by Ana Appelbaum November 23, 2009

Nob Sack

Condom (For those in Essex, UK. It's a form of contraception)

"She was the result of a split nob sack"

by That guy playing with himself December 23, 2009

Ran Sacked

the act of a male running so intently with jogging shorts on that his testicles thwack painfully onto his leg.

Jimmy had to miss the marathon he had been training for because he ran sacked himself so bad during training he bruised a nut.

by EmeraldFirefly September 25, 2010

rim sack

The result of the testicles coming into contact with an unclean anus during intercourse.

That chick gave me rim sack, I had to wash my balls 4 times to get the stank off.

by yokah March 7, 2011

one sack

the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"

Will lisa be coming out to get smashed tonight? no she won't. she's got one sack the poor cunt, and her days are numbered and her freedom ended

by Goorin October 4, 2012

Ball Sack Vent

Having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. Ball Sack Vent is the ultimate conversation starter.

Jane : Is that a rip in your jeans?
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.

Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?

Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.

Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.

by roeaide January 2, 2013

sad sack sadist

A man who serial kills, rapes or wife beats, tortures, humiliates women because he's sad that he is a man and envies women.

Ted bundy is a sad sack sadist but wants us to think he's mad at his ex dumping him. Ann Rule was a friend of his and wrote a book about him inviting all his friends to meet him at a gay bar. Too bad he can't just meet a nice guy instead of being such a SAD SACK SADIST.

by treading water January 6, 2013