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CEO shower

When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.

This term mostly used in startups.
I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.

My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
by Bossmandingo July 10, 2022
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Coochie Shower

A shower exclusively targeting your stanky vagina.

Rhymes with: Coochie Power
Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."
by Funky Worm November 30, 2022
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Ukrainian Shower

When a guy stops by your apartment and washes his dick in your sink.
Man, he just took a Ukrainian shower in my apartment.
by Roger Cliemens June 16, 2023
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Miner's Shower

Using a river or other natural body of water and its components (mud, sand) to scrub and clean oneself while in the outdoors (esp. in the mountains).
Joel was hella stinky after hiking all day in the backcountry so he took a Miner's Shower and was at least somewhat tolerable to be around.
by Jibuzaemon May 23, 2011
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A shower gel so manly it has XY chromosomes.
It is illegal in Poland for lumberjacks not to wash with Original Source Mint shower gel.

The VIRGIN Mary used original source... Look what happened.
by Nylow June 1, 2012
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Crispy Christmas Shower

When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.
Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.
by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS June 12, 2012
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cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.
A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.
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