Citrus Punch

When a woman is drinking a citrus beverage while you have the two of your fists, one in her ass, and one in her vag.

Dude i just gave charlene a citrus punch.

by The Boston Powerhouse August 16, 2009

Turtle punch

When you headbutt a women's vagina.

I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !

by Hester Malone December 30, 2014

Sweet Sweet Punch Love

Making love in a bathtub full of fuzzy punch

Robin: Mine and Trevor's lovelife is getting so dull, what should I do?

Cristin: Have you tried making sweet sweet punch love? It should really spice things up.

by animepanda89 November 25, 2007

One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely

"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"

by Madison Square Gardens February 24, 2010

poo puncher

A person who enjoys anal sex

Give it to me you dirty poo puncher!!!!!

by p00 July 15, 2006

punce off

a term mostly used in london, though also found in certain areas of kent. a more casual, less offensive way of cursing ones bad luck.

'sam the bar's closed'

'oh punce off'

by actualwhore April 26, 2006

punchalicious

When an ugly bitch thinks she's so hot, you call her punchalicious.

That whore's so punchalicious.

by SquibbleNess December 18, 2006