Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Jan-Peter

Stands for a travel loving, attractive and smart man, who is doing his job with passion. Sometimes a little bit pragmatic but in the correct environment ready for crazy actions.

If you are lucky to discover something with him, it will be an highlight anyway.

But nothing is worse than boring actions, unless it is an hangover day.

It was such a great day with Jan-Peter!

by JPMSFRi February 4, 2017

Polish Pete

Polish Pete - a young man called Peter of Polish birth who his particularly proud of his heritage, but is really just a bloke from West Yorkshire. Loves the outdoors and will have a strong affliction with some sort of outdoor activity (e.g. cycling) to the point where it no longer becomes a hobby but is more a habit and will consume the majority of their time. Polish Pete will brag about being able to drink like a slav, but can only really handle a few pints and a mixer before he feels tired and wants to go to bed.

Cyclist 1: "I thought Polish Pete was Polish? He sounds like a loiner to me."
Cyclist 2: "He is Polish - he ain't no Leeds chap either, he's from Bradford."
Cyclist 1: "Ah, that makes sense. It's full of immigrants up there"

by northernlass18 December 3, 2018

Re-peter

Sucking the same dick in the same day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Rebecca did a re-peter?”

Person 2: “Yeah, same dick same day.”

by TripleTrees December 13, 2018

saints peter and paul williamsville

a school in williamsville, new york filled with biased teachers who think they are the shit when they are actually just whores. kids are piss asses who think because they are teachers pets they will make it big.

what school do you go to?
saints peter and paul williamsville

oh damn

by endyenk February 21, 2019

Newton-Peter

A unit of torque -- the amount of torque applied by Newton at a distance of Peter's height.

Dude how many newton-peters does that Tesla push out?

by stoddcast January 22, 2020