Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

Crystal She Mouse by Cody5050 May 3, 2023

Quiet like a mouse underneath a scab 

A famous Slovakian saying. It means, 'to be very quiet'

When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.

Quiet like a mouse underneath a scab by EldoradoAvocado August 22, 2023

house of mouse 

the place you go to when you start up disney + but get an error

Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE

house of mouse by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

Fucking Mickey Mouse by Azulay December 13, 2023

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

Fucking Mickey Mouse by Azulay December 13, 2023

Do a mouse a favour…. 

Mice dont like cats….so do a mouse a four and eat a pussy

Guy 1: “Man my misses and I have been fighting she wants me to eat her pussy…?”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”

Do a mouse a favour…. by Daisypips January 13, 2024

Flush the mouse 

Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.

With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.

Flush the mouse by Iskifast March 20, 2024