Morning Drip 

The female version of morning wood. When a woman feels particularly horny in the morning. The combination of the morning drip and the morning wood can result in the dopest morning sex ever.

"Damn, so the morning after the party julia was havin' some CRAZY morning drip we fucked at the the crack of dawn!"

Morning Drip by Bro'connor May 22, 2010

moonking 

When you use one's knee to rub on another's privates.

Moonking can be an enjoyable pleasure.

moonking by tux871 March 16, 2008

morning major 

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

morning major by pault69 November 4, 2008

morning munchies 

when you wake up early in the morning, eat practically everything in your fridge, & then pass back out only to repeat the steps again . happens usually after a long night of partying, or just staying awake .

bob: damn man, i was up all last night studying for my final exam & i woke up at 5am with the morning munchies!

billy: me too dude! *high five*

morning munchies by DrPepperMadness May 8, 2011

Morning-after Waffles 

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

Morning-after Waffles by stephendragon June 12, 2014

Mid-Morning Break

That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.

Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.

Mid-Morning Break by notunh February 6, 2010

good morning god bless 

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

good morning god bless by judebrewer May 23, 2018