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The Marlboro Mile

Walking one mile (destination does not matter), on this walk, you must smoke the entire pack of reds before you reach the end of the mile, so finishing one every roughly 250 feet in order to successfully complete the challenge
Jason: “odds you do the Marlboro mile”

Tyler: “1 in 100”

3 2 1.. *in unison* “67!”

Tyler : “FUUUUUUUUCK”

Jason: “you a dead man lmfao”
by Oil king December 19, 2025
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what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks
Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
by уour mum April 2, 2025
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