kiwi maximoff

beautiful girl with hazel brown eyes and brown shoulder length hair

bro did you see the new girl she’s a total kiwi maximoff

by Kiwi 🥝 lover August 19, 2024

Nutticus Maximus

When you accidentally run nuts to nuts into another mans baby sauce maker in a scissoring fashion. "Baseballs Carlos Gomez and Jake Bauer ran dangly pain sack into dangly pain sack with such verocity that all men almost got neutered"

"Frank and i hit the Nutticus Maximus when we both tried to catch the same ball". "The two gay guys were so excited they hit the Nutticus Maximus and turned the night limp"

by FluffyMcRedBeard September 15, 2023

Chonchitis Maximosis

A characteristic some females have with their vaginas where they are extremely or unusually large and often discolored.

I dated this one girl from Marcos de Niza High school, man when she pulled down her chonies she had a severe case of Chonchitis Maximosis.

by Chinooks64 September 22, 2023

Godus Maximus

Expression of great pleasure, used to emphasize the happiness resulting from a positive event for the user. It's often used in the presence of the offended person, in case it involves a dispute.

" beat you at Perudo, godus maximus!"

by xMrDan December 18, 2023

Shitamus maximus

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

by mommyallana December 20, 2023

bare maximum

when someone is being over the top and it's not their place or obligation

Why are you doing the bare maximum? You don't need to ask me how my day was

by Ashlee Dawson February 5, 2024

Geeking Maximus

When you are at the point where you feel that you are the highest you ever been in your life.

Yesterday I took 5 blinkers and I was Geeking Maximus.

by FortniteKing117 June 11, 2024