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The excruciatingly delicate and emotionally wrenching circuitous process that a disenchanted heterosexual woman experiences due to the severe pathology inherent in all male relationships that drives her to the lesbian door (and we all know which door I mean?!) The "made" lesbian, once fully transitioned (it's an acquired taste) does not take on the physical characteristics of her alleged counterparts (better known as "the tribe"...need I go on...), but retains all of the charm, wit, social grace and elegance that is known as "woman". There are no weekly trips to Home Depot to buy "hardware", no plaid flannel accessories in the closet, nor is there the adoption of the "mullet", the "modified mullet" or anything that resembles a hair helmet with wings. The "made" lesbian knows that Manolo's and Jimmy Choo's are fine footwear, not basketball players, because we own several pair. No Tims/Nike wearin', Subaru drivin', divin' womyn here! We are devotees of fine dining, literature and anything culturally enriching. No, don't take us to "Funkytown" because we've already been there! We don't do the "Electric Slide" and we will NEVER be on the "Double Dutch Bus"!!! Why, you ask? Because we are generally pleasing to the eyes and the general public does not go out of their way to avoid us on the common sidewalk, either due to appearance or girth. The "made" lesbian is a furtive creature baffling detection by even the most trained eye. Her needs are simple, merely someone of the "remaining sex" to lavish undying respect, affection, fidelity and emotional warmth upon her (pedestalization is okay too!) without forgetting that penetration is a stated requirement
As Dorothy rose from the dank bed in the seedy interstate motel, reeking of liquid testosterone, she glanced at Married Ted, her noontime tryst and was drawn hypnotically to the sand depot on the interstate. "If only I had become a "made" lesbian, she mused...
by larsrahmstadt March 13, 2008
Get the "Made" Lesbian mug.The attitude (whether agreeable or otherwise) exhibited by that lovely segment of our population known colloquially as "carpetmunchers" and in regional circles as "poon plungers," "lawn-mowers," "rug chompers," "beef wrigglers," "fuzzy bumpers," "clam harvestors," "honey potters," "meat pocket pickers," "purveyors of Peruvian box chowder," and . . . uh . . . "girl homos"?
by Finance Rocks May 12, 2007
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Lesbo 2: Nahh that bitch is a part time lesbian.
Lesbo 2: Nahh that bitch is a part time lesbian.
by Huntress December 15, 2003
Get the Part time Lesbian mug.A small town lesbian is a phrase used to describe a girl who comes from a mainly rural area who, though a nice girl, is clearly the elephant in the room. She comes from a mainly all white town with high morals so when you see her walking down the street with her short haircut and her man pants and man shirts and larger than normal muscles, the town's people don't mention it but they are all thinking how she is an outcast in their small town.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
Look at her with her ankle long skirts and man boots, she looks like a small town lesbian.
I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
by safoamerica March 9, 2011
Get the small town lesbian mug.A woman who is attracted to other women. Usually born this way but some actually change from straight to lesbian or were bi all along.
Jake: Did you hear about that Vitale kid?
Luke: I heard his girlfriend left him for a lesbian.
Jake: Wow... was he that bad in bed?
Luke: She told me he couldnt satisfy her so she had to turn to a woman.
Jake: LMFAO.. He was such a loser she preferred a woman to him.
Luke: I heard his girlfriend left him for a lesbian.
Jake: Wow... was he that bad in bed?
Luke: She told me he couldnt satisfy her so she had to turn to a woman.
Jake: LMFAO.. He was such a loser she preferred a woman to him.
by AaTm January 10, 2008
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