lazycock

Commonly confused with erectile dysfunction, "lazycock" is when your dick won't get hard. Not because it can't. Just because it doesn't feel like it. This disease spans all races and creeds. It doesn't matter if the person attached to the cock in question is horny or not. The closest someone can come to mimicking a lazycock is to fondle a semi flaccid penis for hours. Who knows you may just find out that you are dealing with a genuine lazycock in the process.

Bae: Come back to bed so we can fuck. (bites lip).
Man: I would but I've got a lazycock right now.
Bae: I can fix that. (Holes reference).

by wordwizliz April 1, 2015

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Lazyistic

Someone who is really lazy

Oh jasmine is so lazyistic

by Becca615 October 10, 2016

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Lazybumpkin

It’s where you fall asleep in a cozy bed, get woken up to go to Costco, have a bad aggie sneeze attack and now homesies and sweaty

I was going to go to work today but ended up being a lazybumpkin instead.

by tylerindo January 7, 2018

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LAZYASS

Go-er-gi-na ESPI-no

Don’t be a lazyass

by Cyanxtuesday May 7, 2018

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Lazyminding

Not using the brains God gave you.

Believing everything without thought.
Never reading,only watching the Media.

The student never asked any questions or read his books,his lazyminding lead to a failing grade. The man thought he knew the facts yet his lazyminding responses showed him wrong

by Degenerate Libertarian April 9, 2019

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