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laidjena

Omg dude your getting Laidjena
by Benson Handerson January 6, 2018
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laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.
Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!
by kerbalicious January 23, 2018
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laidbaid

laidbaid is like, when you’re chill but also mysterious? People gravitate to you naturally but don’t really know why
Yo, that guy is way laidbaid
by dryfuss May 6, 2018
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Laidgod

that guy right there is a laidgod
by Kanekikun June 7, 2018
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Laidn’t

Not laid.
I was laidn’t last weekend.
by Fits&Sex June 23, 2018
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Ladder Me

When a guys wants the girl to climb her dick
Hey girl I’m hard and ready! Ladder Me Bitch!!
by Dirty-Harry February 25, 2018
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