king dong

one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.

Christy: guess what leslie...
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK

by Chase Mclean April 23, 2005

King Bee

1. A guy is who is the Head of a clique.

2. Someone who has powerful influence over his friends

Girl : "who's that powerful guy there?"
Guy: "he's the king bee. no one dares to offend him."

by supernerds June 17, 2009

Khongorzul

It is a name for a Mongolian girl. They are so lonely and no one cares about them. If u r lonely too please be friend w her. She needs someone to talk. She is keeping a huge secret. Its so hard for her. She might kill herself one day. If u gets closer to them once they will trust u. Dont make them loose trust for u. Please dont bully her. ( i cant take this pain anymore )

khongorzul ; Hi

someone sweet ; hi great to meet u

khongorzul ; :)

by hiiiiilooooooovvvvvvvvuuuuuuuu December 9, 2019

Fornication Under the Consent of the King

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)

man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D

by rachell09 January 22, 2009

Lion King

When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.

Yesterday I was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars

by Timbit December 15, 2012

king shit

someone who thinks they are more important than they are

someone whose attitude changed after something good or even bad happened

".... and now he thinks he's king shit"

"he's acting like king shit"

"he's just another king shit, so who cares"

by DWatson March 17, 2005

kingbooforums

One of the most mentally retarded internet trolls EVER to grace the online universe. Known to absolutely bash the hell out of well respected members for no reason, and then proceeds to seek revenge when he is banned as a RESULT of the bashing the hell out of those who do not deserve it. Revenge includes "planning the murders of those who banned him".
He is also known to think that "he should be allowed to insult the moderators of a message board or internet forum WITHOUT being banned". If you see this guy anywhere, do NOT ever talk to him.

kingbooforums is a retard

by TheUltimateKoopa May 24, 2008