Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

Homes Under Nuff Hammer

Homes Under Nuff Hammer

UK property based day time programme. Presenters look at homes, then watch homes being auctioned, then return to look again after the home has been painted beige. Repeat ad nauseam.

Presented by Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts. Occasionally and disappointingly, also Dion Dublin.

Often abbreviated to ‘HUNH’.

“Man, I’m hungover. I need Homes Under Nuff Hammer.”
“Already started, but it’s a Dublin episode”
“Bugger”

by Foxes71 January 12, 2018

smashing the hammer

Of or relating to the act of studying. The continuation of chipping away at a difficult problem.

“You smashing the hammer tonight?”

“Yeah dude, I’ll be in the library.”

by SylusPratt September 25, 2019

new york hammer

Referring to a male who has enlarged penis

Have you seen the new guys package ? Yes I have and that boys got the New York Hammer!

by C.Stuart. November 24, 2019

Thor's Hammer

An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.

I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.

by johnyaya October 30, 2020

Thor’s Hammer

Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first

I was at a bonfire and jumped over a

pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.

by Gemma5521 April 3, 2021

The Akron hammer

Lebrons dick

Guy 1. did you see the Akron hammer got leaked
Guy 2. What??

by Pe do file June 8, 2022