power goblin

Spamton G. Spamton

"Spamton G. Spamton is a total power goblin"

by spamton g spamton December 6, 2021

Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024

Little flying goblin

When the anal tissue is stretched to wing-like proportions due to excessive anal intercourse

Is that a sugar glider?

Nah, that's just Stein being a little flying goblin

by Goblin King 69 August 12, 2022

hopscotch goblin

a term bisexuals use against other problematic bi people

"person1" I hate lesbians'

'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g

by skreksdumpster_jck March 10, 2021

mog goblin

A person who can’t stop mogging no matter how much you try and get them to stop.

“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for 2 seconds. Your being a mog goblin!”

by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024

Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"

"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."

by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022

Goblin Mode

Goblin mode refers to a state of being where someone embraces laziness, sloppiness, or self-indulgence without concern for social norms or expectations. It's about being unapologetically yourself, even if that means being a bit of a mess.

“I’m going full goblin mode this weekend—staying in pajamas, binge-watching shows, and eating junk food all day.”

by YkMatt August 21, 2024