Californian Foot Turkey

The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.

Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.

by dardy_flying_wharrgarbl November 27, 2009

foot sausage

the large toe of a human foot

I stubbed my foot sausage!

by bryan [lovelife] May 22, 2007

Narrow Foot Disease

Shoes or feet that are narrower than seems possible. The shoes can be narrow up and down and/or side to side. Only people with narrow foot disease can fit shoes with narrow foot disease.

These shoes are my size and I can't even get my toes in. I hate narrow foot disease.

by Sabbylina May 8, 2010

ten foot looker

A person of opposite sex who looks good from ten feet or further, but when he/she gets within the ten feet you realize they are fugly

Man I saw this fine broad from far away but when I got closer it turned out she was a ten foot looker.

by Absamil May 12, 2008

10 foot shot

When a man stands approximately ten feet away from a woman and ejaculates while aiming his cum at the woman's vagina.

"She was incredibly impressed when i did a 10 foot shot on her."

by Deathra1n June 1, 2014

Alaskan Foot Warmer

When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.

I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.

by LameLayne April 6, 2016

Australian Foot Stool

The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.

Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.

by Snoone March 23, 2018