Hot Flamingo

When a person intentionally eats something very spicy moments before performing oral sex on another.

"Jodi wanted to spice up our sex life, so last night she ate some jalapeños and gave me a hot flamingo!"

by Feelgoodlost April 29, 2014

screaming flamingo

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.

We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.

by tnt December 5, 2016

Retarded Flying Flamingo

When a girl is having a foursome with 3 guys. 2 guys standing to her sides and one in front. the 2 guys on her sides get handjobs and the guy in front gets blown. The part that makes this different than the flying flamingo is that the girl does everything not simultaneously. This makes the girl look like a retarded flying flamingo.

I walked in on my sister, she was doing the retarded flying flamingo.

by Realmenrideponies September 7, 2010

Fleming Moment

When you or someone does or says something completely retarded.

Jackson had a Fleming Moment after kissing Josh

by fleming_is_dumb June 27, 2019

hairy flamingo

An exceptional animal from south west Inala.... this mamal's appearance is that similar to a flamingo yet its covered in a lush thick growth of hair, thus the name; Hairy Flamingo..
these beasts dwel within non government commisioned houses and have very untamed siblings.....

Bus Driver: "this is your driver speaking.... please everybody close all your windows we are passing through the hairy flamingo's breeding ground"
Dood on Bus: dang...

by Brad August 30, 2004

flamingpeach

a shaved horny girl

the girl i was with last night was a flamingpeach

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.

When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.

by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019