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High Fiver

When a poop is so long it stands up on the bottom of the bowl and slaps you in the back of the balls as if to say "Turd out! Later bro!"
After four days I finally pooped. It was a High Fiver.
by Joshua Jerome Sal July 10, 2019
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Anytwo five elevennis?

A common query in Victor Borge's inflationary language, in which all words with numbers in them have that number "increased" by one. A sentence like "You look wonderful tonight" becomes "You look twoderful threenight". "Anytwo five elevennis?" therefore translates into regular English as "Anyone for tennis?"
When we got to the country club, I was deflnined to see that the golf course was closed until Threesday, five I had really looked fiveward to hitting a hole in two. Luckily, my twoderful friend Knine pointed out that the elevennis court had opened at one o'clock noon. I was so thrilled that I gave her a high six and said "Anytwo five elevennis?"
by Alex-2598 April 6, 2021
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Football Five Minutes

About an hour.
"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"

"Ya know like an hour?"

"Eh?"
by TheVondellian May 22, 2021
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the five h’s

when a guy has the five h’s, he has whaat ever girl want: hands, hair, height, humor, and honesty.
girl 1 : omg he has the five h’s. he might be the one.

girl 2 : no way!! you’re so lucky!
by laaayyyyaaaaa May 29, 2022
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Punch High-Five

Pretending to "bump fists" and then opening your palm up at the last second to high-five eachother.
Person 1: I just won the lottery!

Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!

*High five*

Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!
by Wellmanator March 7, 2009
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Florida high five

When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.
Dude, that high five Steve just gave you was a Florida high five. Nasty...
by RITguy July 9, 2010
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personal high five

a gesture of congratulation or celebration in which a person slaps their raised palms together in the absence of a friend to share an exciting moment with.
Chuck landed a big promotion but couldn't tell co-workers so he settled for a personal high five.
by JGun March 25, 2011
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