fecetastic

pleasantly awkward

The fecetastic meeting of my girlfriend's parents and I made for an interesting evening.

by Rusty Molla January 15, 2009

fecetioused

The act of pretending to be shit-faced for the amusement of other people.

P1: "Man, you were so wasted last night! Everybody saw you make an ass out of yourself."

P2: "Naw dude, I wasn't drunk. I was just being fecetioused."

by Jimbo~B March 21, 2009

facedooker

1. someone you contributes "pieces of shit" content to facebook i.e. dropping dooks in facebook

2. the act of taking smalls shits in your status feed updates

examples:

"started school today"
"walmart run"
"great day because blah blah.. "

way to be a facedooker man, no one needs to know that your pissed about having to wake up for class or work on monday..

by skrillazzz August 28, 2009

fecefaciter

A human who eats human crap. Your crap sucking puppy is not a fecefaciter.

Jake: " dude i just pinched a loaf and didnt flush,"

Roy: " oh man you better hope theres no fecefaciters around,"

by Hankey spankey October 25, 2009

facedy

An appendage for adjectives used to describe someone's face.

I was aghast when I stumbled upon my ex-boyfriend's facebook page. His face was huge. He was all big-facedy.

Lindsay Lohan is freckle-facedy.

Dawn is all doll-facedy.

by Nikstar Galactica January 4, 2010

feedbackhand

To respond to one's own negative feedback on eBay with a strong retort that simultaneously vindicates the seller and humiliates the buyer.

Buyer: Itm was misreprasentid, nevr recieved bad communcation BEWAR

Seller: Buyer is a moron and bought the wrong part, but I gave him a full refund anyway. This is the thanks I get?

Third party: How'd you like that feedbackhand?

by luv2pop_ZITS February 3, 2010

faced the fire

When one hooks up with, or more specifically, goes down on a red haired person, i.e. a ginger, or fire crotch.

He removed his pants and before I knew it, I had faced the fire.

by GendelA August 31, 2010