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Fart of honor

It is the fart that someone accidentally drops and sometimes loud,usually at a formal place like office/restaurant. But because his colleagues want to save him from guilt,embarrassment and possibly a suicide attempt, they pretend to be decent ,acting not to notice the fart. They later discuss this issue among themselves after the guy leaves, mocking him with scorns that are even worse than snake bite,laugh at him and call him names.
Yesterday Tina dropped a fart of honor during the weekly meeting. Manager was shocked and remained sullen through out the meeting. Poor Tina.
by honda sensei January 8, 2016
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Fart Breeze

The strong winds created when taking a gigantic vile ass fume. Usually these winds will be toxic and will be felt by nearby people.
Man 1: Is this strong wind coming from the south?
Man 2: Nah it’s my Fart Breeze
by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019
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Fart wax

Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.
The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.
by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018
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Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.
Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.
by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020
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Gamble fart

Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.
by CharlieCamelCase May 4, 2017
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potato fart

A fart that smells like all you've eaten in three days is potatoes.
Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."
by jef-fro November 9, 2017
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fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.
That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.
by CmdrCodyCC2224 September 4, 2016
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