fart fu

The martial art of performing karate, kick boxing, Tai chi, kung fu, and various other moves with accentuating farts at the end. It is an extreamly pwerful fighting style not only because of advanced fighting technique, but also do to the humiliating factor of being farted on as somebody hits or kicks you.

That dude threw down some fart fu in the fight.

by Fu Master Joe Mama December 28, 2007

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Fart Popper

Person that is popping farts all the time

Dammit Ross, stop being such a fart popper!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

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Fart Dart

To fart into one's hand, capturing a good amount of ass gas in closed fist, and then blowing it towards it's desired target.

He hit me with his "fart dart" and I almost passed out.

by thepopeofdope December 26, 2010

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fart nugget

A fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on. You feel very excited because you want to but on a good show for you friends. You push extremly hard and then, pooooop, you shit your pants with a hard turd. Luckly for you, you can make a swift move to 2 restroom before anyone notices becasue your ass wont we wet and brown, only brown. You should be able to clean you panties with a few sheets of Toile paper. If there is no brown left on your white panties, CONGRADULATIONS, you have succsefully ddroped a "Fart Nugget"

Damn sue i think I just released a fart nugget.

by Mic August 5, 2004

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fart sauce

A really wet fart, so wet you might need a change of underwear. Normally has a slime like texture. Can be found in most older folks soiled undergarments.

"Grandpa left a little fart sauce in there for you."

by So-Lo September 16, 2007

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